VLCDCHPP Recommends Precaution in Dangerous Environments

By Camilla Garrison

Schoolchildren Camilla and Isaac Garrison have recently discovered that their education is a very risky sport. Going to an in-person school facility should be easy, but really, the opposite is true. If you’ve ever met child age five to fourteen, you might know that they are truly disgusting creatures, not washing their hands, breathing on each other, sneezing and much much more.

This week, these particular children (a less gross variety) found out that chicken pox and many other sicknesses were found at their school. Chicken pox is a rarer disease in this day and age causing red spots on the skin, and great discomfort, students were surprised to hear of this through the social media grapevine because they hadn’t heard a case of chicken pox of their age group, but the rumors were confirmed once their parents received word from the school email. COVID-19 (coronavirus), influenza, strep throat and common cold specimens have also been known to thrive in this particular nasty community.

The Very Legit Center for Disease Control of the Harbor Pond Post (VLCDCHPP) recommends frequent washing of hands, desks and any other surface touched by germ carrying undeveloped humans and extreme caution for themselves and caregivers.