A Tragedy at the Porter’s

By Camilla Garrison

Erin Porter’s beautiful vegetable garden has been destructed. We aren’t sure of the culprit, but we do have some suspects. Returning to her home from a trip to the mainland, Porter was greeted by a shocking crime scene in her lovely garden. Someone had been there, and left the vital deer fence door open to her small farmland. Tomatoes eaten. Leaves destroyed. A true demonstration of evil doing, and Porter was terribly distraught. Now we don’t quite know whether this terrible doing was on purpose or an accidental crime, but since nobody has confessed yet, it is only right to think guilty until proven innocent. Now to list the suspects. Camilla and Isaac were at the Porter residence for three days taking Poppy, for her walk. Twice the Garrison siblings and Poppy walked past the garden gate, but presumably did not go in since they were with Poppy. The first day there though, the parents Hannah and Chris, walking no dog did pick a few peas from the outside of the fence, but believe the gate was closed after their visit. Unless Poppy the dog was the culprit, in which case she is not telling the truth nor lying, that she opened the gate, because our sources say she is not a speaking pup. The only other suspected culprits, are Eva Porter, and Dom last-name-unknown, who both were living at the Porter main house during portions of the crime window in which Erin Porter was unavailable. Sadly, we have no witnesses for either Eva or Dom. Please notify the Post of any further insights.