Beach Cleanup Finds

By Camilla Garrison

The evening of the fourth, the Garrison family went on a brief post-perandular beach cleanup from the front stairs to the beach house. Wielding tongs and trash bags over hands, the Garrisons retrieved a good amount of loot. Here are the results:

• 18 McGillicutty nips and their caps

• A few full water bottles

• 3 towels

• 1 hat

• 1 Broken shovel

• 1 trail of post and metal sign destruction by a large car

• 1 bed sheet

• 1 brand new beach game set

• Many bottle caps

• 1 car door in the parking lot

• Many crushed cans

• Used napkins

• 1 Tampon

• 2 Ketchup containers

• 1 Applesauce container

• 1 Protein bar wrapper

And more!